When I’m jealous of Chelsea I cheat on her with my eggfriend. I don’t date  because of looks but god, isn’t she the most beautiful girl you’ve seen?

#homewreckedbyanegg #yolo

  1. egg-girl-egg reblogged this from itwasfuturesparkle and added:
    look at this precious person with egg
  2. kroeghe said: I’m not egg-sexual but, my, is that a fine-looking egg. (Also: You get a yolo-penalty - you breath on manual for the next ten rounds.)
  3. beakbone reblogged this from onemansboonoia
  4. geten said: omg
  5. onemansboonoia reblogged this from itwasfuturesparkle and added:
    Ala how could you? It’s the Lyra fiasco all over again! D:
  6. itwasfuturesparkle posted this